today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk. well, the simplified version.
mom *in hushed tones* : are you having sex?
me: no
mom: well if you do, make sure the boy has a condom on.
me: yeah i know. i'm not stupid.
mom: you should also keep a few condoms in your room in case you want to and the boy's like "i dont have a condom with..."
me: ... please stop talking ...
am i turning into one of those people that i used to sneer at? but i can't help it. just feels like something's missing...
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